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This past weekend, we celebrated my niece’s 2-year-old birthday. We have this family tradition for birthdays, and it involves two things: 1) A family portrait at Sears; and 2) ice cream cake. Not just any old ice cream cake, it HAS to be ice cream cake from Baskin-Robbins. We fulfilled both family traditions, but I became rather “colicky” as a result. When I say, “colicky,” I just mean that my stomach got extremely upset and put on a protest rally. It erupted. Exploded. As in, if I were a baby, I’d probably have been crying uncontrollably and inconsolably. See, I’m … Continue reading →